The Republic of Red Harva Prylan is a huge, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 429 million Red Harva Prylanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.5%.

The strong Red Harva Prylanian economy, worth 24.1 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,281 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Red Harva Prylanian, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Harva Prylan's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Red Harva Prylan is ranked 271,860^th in the world and 6,587^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.71 flags saluted per person per day.